Rocket to the sun

'You know that the Americans and Russians have sent rockets to the Moon and Mars?' said Professor Muldoon. 'Well, I'm designing a rocket to go all the way to the Sun.'

'Surely the heat would be too strong,' mused O'Connor, 'and the rocket would melt?'

'No, no,' assured Muldoon, I'll be sending it at night!'

JOKES ARCHIVES

• Quote
• Short tempered couple
• Flight 101
• Horse raffle
• This comes from a Catholic elementary school.
• Working in the zoo
• Three whiskey reps
• Dumping the shamrock
• Rocket to the sun
• Lion hunting
• Getting in for half price
• The Million Dollar Question!